The adventures of a quiet country escort..(chapter 26)..

Visibly upset , he began to unbutton his jacket, to facilitate the research
of money ....... then changed his mind and he invented a fake phone call ...... ........ (no sound ) from a
Imaginary colleague in office.
" Ubaldo Hello how are you?

   speak to me ........ "Sorry is Ubaldo ...... ! ...

" The project will find them on my desk ........ second drawer ...... ! . Have you already looked at ....... ? There are not in there ... ?
So I have to go right back ......... ! .................

 I  watched with curiosity, the white of his shirt , pants shoes ....... then .... ! a mind   lighting ..!!....... his suspenders ....... those wonderful white suspenders , with printed along the length  the................... ( SMURFS ) .
I tried in every way to hold back laughter ,  ....while i,. admired Smurfette , the great Smurf , Gargamel and his nasty cat .

The fake phone call continued and became more and more insane ........ ( I'll spare you the dialogue) ......  after few minute ... the ringer ( the real one) of the phone ,  ,told the truth  and my poor knight ,  found himself alone with the phone in his hand and a face like a moron.
Unfortunately for him the phone at that moment he began to play the music of the Smurfs

I looked at him , he looked at me ......... took about three or four minutes, in which time the calls became more insistent and embarrassing ( I remember at least four phonecalls ) ....... and the smurfs song, alienated the room with his childhood lullaby and meaningless.
Finally awakened from that embarrassing lethargy, Franco / Massimo / Giacomo ( you'll understand later why) ........ decided to answer the insistent interlocutor , wandering the room looking for a secluded corner , not to be heard .
But playing for error  the Speakerphone key .

" Hello Giacomo .... ! ! ! Tonight there are the girls team of handball who have  shorts pants tucked in the ass ............ ! You do not want ....... Unrpf ........ ! !
On the most beautiful Franco / Massimo / Giacomo, after  many times " turn off " the diabolic phone .

 Throes of embarrassment said :
" Anna , our meetings are very intense ....... but a cruel and mocking .......( nde original dialogue) ...... i am forced to get away , my work comes before everything else ........ Ubaldo waiting for me in the office ... ... do not give weight to the next call , scurrilous tone , it was my brother addicted to masturbation and shame of the family.

"Yes Franco ..... I agree everyone's work is important for this ..... ask   contact me again in the future ...... only if you are sure to have the necessary time .

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